Tranze Acusticum

SPECIAL CHRISTMAS ISSUE
The Journal of the Acoustical Society of Akulab

ABSTRACT

Combination of wine, beer, and fibre-glass dust may cause the rare catatonic acoustical tranze (lat. trance acusticum). Symptoms include tiredness, drooling, and odd musical selections or behaviour (odder than normal). After-effects include, but are not limited to: headache, dizzyness, nausea, and memory loss. In extreme cases, the subject has been reported to wake up at an unfamiliar locale in bed or toilet with one or more groupies.